Choose your own adventure: The Staring Weegee

You wake up to hear a terrible screech. It is the middle of the night. What do you do?


A Open the door

B Open the Window

C Stare

D Run

D And Screem! AHHHHH Screachign Hurts My Ears

You run out the door and into the dark and eerie hallway. You hear a noise, its a crack, like when people climb up your stairs. What do you do?


A Looke down the stairs

B Dance

C Stare

D Do Nothing

E Jump out a window

B A Dance Gewd Awsome.com

You start dancing disco . The cracking gets louder, until finally you see a shadow coming in the hall in front of you. What do you do?

A Dive into the bathroom

B Go see what the shadow is

C Lock yourself in your room

B I Feel Brave Now. Its...RONALD MCDONALD!! NOE!!!!!!(lol You Can Still Choose)

You look into the shadows, and see a weegee! The weeegee is staring at you, oddly. A mirror is right behind you. What do you do?


A Shove the mirror in his face

B Run

C Tackle Him

D Bring him in a dance off

A So He Stares At Himself RAWRZ

You stare at the weegee. The weegee's eyes form heat. Suddenly, he's about to use lazer vision. What do you do?


A KAMEKAMEKAMEKAME HA!!!!!

B Tackle Him

C Stand there

D Push the mirror infront of you

A KAMEE HAMME HAW!!!!! Or As A Cow Boy Would Say. KAMME HAMME YEE HAW

You kamekamekame haaa the Weegee and blast him tot he wall. Suddenly, the weegee jumps into the mirror. It is a portal! What do you do?


A Jump into the portal and chase after the weegee

B Stare

C Run

A WHILE Using More KAMME HAMME HAWZ!

Nu kame kame ha for you youngman! *spanks*


You jump into the portal, and land on flat ground. The weegee is staring at you, a fireball in his hand. What do you do?


A Attack Him

B Thrust his fireball at the ground

C KEEL HIM NAO!

D Stare

D Stare!!!!

You and the weegee stare at eatchother. The weegee's fireball hits the ground, and blows you two into the sky. The weegee grabs you, and says "WEEGEE!!!!" he starts powering up KAMEKAMEKAME HA!!!!!!



A Scream

B Shoop Da Whoop!

C Scream for Santa

D Suicide

B Shoop Da Whoop!

You shoop da whoop the weegee, and you both head into a time paradox. You fall, until your back in your room.



A Open the window

B Open the door

C Scream

D Run

C Scream

I pick A....let in some air

You open the window and scream out the window. Suddenly, the weegee is back. The weegee grabs you by the nose, and throws you outside. An army of weegees corners you. What do you do?



A Call Usher for help

B Call Willy Wonka

C Call Santa Clause

D Call Cooke Monster

B Call Willy Wonka

You call Willy Wonka, and he dances in front of them. The weegees are distracted, and a ladder that leads to the roof is in front of you. What do you do?

A Climb the ladder to the roof

B Run'

C Drive a car

D Kill the weegees (their invincible)